Theories on life

Being constantly bored (as usual) and being constantly bugged by ash (also as usual), we decided, or rather he did, to come up with random theories on life. Ever heard the term hot chick? Well contrary to popular belief, the term hot chick can't actually exist. This is because "chick" is already a hot girl, and adding "hot" to it would make it hot² girl. After numerous calculations, we came up with the perfect formula for hot chick.

Hot Chick
= hot hot girl
= hot² girl
*integrate it
= Hot³/ 3 + girl²/2 + C
= (43)³/3 + (47)²/2 + C
* the number would be too huge so add the numbers in the brackets so..
= (4+3)³/3 + (4+7)²/2 + C
= (7)³/3 + (11)²/2 + C
= (7)³/3 + (2)²/2 + C
* add the numbers in the brackets until it's a single digit.
= 114.3 + 2 + C
= 116.3 + C
* having already done random crap with it, we square rooted it to reduce it's number
= 10.78 + C
= 10.8 + C
AND DONE!

ps. don't ask why we used all the weird way of finding out the answer.
The original value of Hot Chick was 42.5, but after further research (as I've just demonstrated) it's been found that it is actually 10.8 + "C".

Yes, this proves just how bored I am right now and yes I'm well aware I should be studying.