Now.. what you're about to read.. is uhm.. How do I put this..? A very.. CHEESY (I did warn you, <--- READ) story inspired by a certain someone (: so yeah. It's gonna be a whole lot of random slotting facts here and there and is meant for the AusMat family I adore so much. If you don't get some of the things in the story.. Well, it's kinda meant for family to understand (: And yeah, this is WAAAAAAAY OFF what I normally write.
*In a somewhat enthusiastic Narrative voice*
A long time ago, the Queen of Lovely Vege Land had a sudden desire to taste the fabled Kilikuwawa Banana of Monkeyland and sent one of her most loyal guards, Go Ri La to retrieve the mytical banana. And so, with his queen's words, Go Ri La donned his frilly armored monkey suit and set off to the holy banana shrine, Majoopolaza in the west.
In his perilous journey, Go Ri La has encountered many foes as well as made many allies along the way. One of his most steadfast mates was none other than Fatty! (Just know I'm really sorry bout this) who has helped him overcome some of the most impossible obstacles in his journey.
Finally, after what seemed like an eternity.. but was actually a week, Go Ri La and Fatty reached Majoopolaza. It was here when they were greeted with their first of many adversaries. Endless waves of bloodthirsty donkeys started pouring out of the shrine gates, battle-hungry and armed to the teeth, or hoofs in this matter. The donkey army surrounded Go Ri La and Fatty and all hell broke loose. Despite the overwhelming odds, our heroes (or the queen's) manage to repel wave after wave of donkey rushes. However, the never-ending onslaught was starting to wear them out. It was then that Go Ri La came up with an idea. He and Fatty did a tag-team assault combo back up full-proof mind boggling skill a.k.a "The Fatty Throw" and it literally SQUASHED whatever resistance they had.
Having quelled the shrine's first line of defence, Go Ri La and Fatty walked into the deepest regions of Majoopolaza in their search for the holy banana. After much twisting and turning, they came across a door engraved with ancient banana symbols. They looked to each other and nodded. This had to be it. They pushed each side of the door open, the sudden increase in light blinded them both for a moment. They turned away as their eyes struggled to adjust to the changing light. Suddenly, they were both rammed by a herd of caterwauling cretins. It felt as though a tsunami had hit them, knocking them both out cold.
*ominous music plays*
Go Ri La awakened. He scanned his surroundings to try to figure out where he has ended up in.
*camera zooms out*
It turns out he was trapped in a pink and lavish Go Ri La-proof cage, complete with a padlock specifically designed against opposable thumbs (err, I have no idea how is it actually spelled). Go Ri La took one last look around and there it hung, right before his eyes, the mythical Kilikuwawa! It was barely 2 metres away, but it was out of reach of Go Ri La who is caged. He stretched, he kicked, he punched, but nothing could bring him any closer to the very purpose of his quest.
*cue villain music + malicious laughter*
A sudden laughter filled the room. Cold shivers ran down Go Ri La's spine as he turned around to face his greatest enemy, the wretched AA! "Did you really think you could steal this banana from me.. from ME?!" *Evil laugh* AA then begins to poke Go Ri La mercilessly as he is unable to retaliate her attacks. Go Ri La cringes in agony as all hope seems lost, the light fades from his consciousness as he is prepared to throw in the towel and forsake the sacred quest his queen had entasked him with.
In a dazzling sparkle of light, Fatty reappears! With back-up! "Oh damn straight, I'm SEXAY" says Jo he unleashed his almighty Catwalk move, Sparkling Hips on AA which temporarily blinds her giving Fatty the chance to slam against the pink cage locking Go Ri La up, shattering it completely. Now free, Go Ri La seizes the opportunity to grab the Kilikuwawa banana. As he grabbed it, the floor started to give way and collapsed, swallowing him with it. With lightning fast reflexes, Jo and Fatty formed a human ladder chain, just barely managing to grab onto the Go Ri La as he plummeted into certain death.
"NIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMA!"
A loud roar was heard from deep within the newly formed fissure in the ground. The 3 heroes knew it was bad news and quickly mustered all their strength and in 1 adrenaline pumped maneuver, heaved themselves out of the hole. Barely a fraction of a second later, a dark malevolent hand clawed at them, missing them by a hair's breath. The 3 of them heaved a loud sigh of relief as they prepared to leave the shrine. AA had disappeared, for good they had hoped. Perhaps she had fallen into the hole?
Go Ri La, Fatty and Jo retraced their steps as they begin to plan their journey back to their queen. All was well until they reached the entrance. There was no longer and entrance, or exit in this case. In place of the gate that had led them into the shrine was a large Dinding, stretching as far as their eyes could see. Low footsteps echoed as the 3 heroes turned to the source of the sound. They had ran into Mouse Knight Kelz, one of the most fearsome guardians of the shrine. However, having planned for this possibility, Jo unleashed OVERDRIVE mode, SEXAY PRESENCE and chained several unfeasible hip maneuvers to complete rattle Kelz's composure. Go Ri La then followed up with another Fatty toss, taking Kelz out.
Now the only thing that stood between our intrepid protagonists and freedom was the unwavering Dinding. Every move, every attack, rendered useless as everything merely bounced off or is repelled by the stanch Dinding. To add to their distress, a loud roar echoed behind them.
"NIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMAAAAAAAAAA"
Go Ri La, Jo and Fatty turned around to face, Prem. Over 6 feet tall and super hot to boot, he had an assertive aura around him. As his name implies, Prem Hotstuff certainly was a force to be reckoned with. Then, from the shadows, AA reappeared. This certainly looked bad. Like real bad. This is gonna take a whole lot more than hip appeal for Go Ri La, Jo and Fatty to make it outta this predicament.
Stay tuned.. for Part II :D
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